13 Hanukkah Sweatshirts and T-Shirts You Should Buy Right Now

Yes, they're from the Hey Alma merch store. Yes, we're biased.

In the past, Hey Alma’s Hanukkah merch drop has had serious Hanukkah vibes and been perfect for all the Hanukkuties and Macababies out there. This year, we’ve decided to go all out.

For Hey Alma’s 2024 Hanukkah merch drop, we’re releasing SEVEN new designs (which come in t-shirt and sweatshirt form) for the Festival of Lights. Whether your holiday traditions are more laid back or so Julia, whether you celebrate Chrismukkah or go full Jewish Christmas, we’ve got a shirt or sweater for you. And hey, they make pretty good Hanukkah gifts, too!

All proceeds from our shop go towards running Hey Alma, your fave (non-profit) Jewish culture site, so we thank you in advance. Check out these Hanukkah sweatshirts and tees below.

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Chinese Food & A Movie Tee

Name a more iconic duo than Chinese food and a movie. You simply can't!

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Chinese Food & A Movie Crewneck

It's the same, except it's a sweatshirt!

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Favorite Christmas Songs Tee

We're just stating the facts here. You're welcome!

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Favorite Christmas Songs Crewneck

It's the same, except it's a sweatshirt!

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It's Giving Hanukkah Tee

This top is also giving fashion, style, flair, elegance... Need we go on?

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It's Giving Hanukkah Crewneck

It's the same, except it's a sweatshirt!

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Hanukkah Brat Tee

Brat summer might be over, but that doesn’t mean Hanukkah can’t still be so Julia.

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A Delightful Half-Half Situation Tee

For gifting us this phrase, David Rose is the ultimate Chrismukkah angel. And by gifting this shirt, you can be too.

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A Delightful Half-Half Situation Crewneck

It's the same, except it's a sweatshirt!

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Hanukkah's Technically a Minor Holiday Tee

You’re right and your shirt should say it.

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Hanukkah's Technically a Minor Holiday Crewneck

It's the same except it's a sweatshirt!

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Eight Pretty Tame Nights Tee

If you’re lighting the menorah at 8 and in bed by 9, this is for you.

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Eighty Pretty Tame Nights Crewneck

It's the same, except it's a sweatshirt!

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