Hanukkah! Yet another Jewish holiday in which we celebrate that time somebody tried to destroy all the Jews and we miraculously survived. Time to eat fried foods, spin the dreidel, and light the menorah. You’ll be staring at your menorah for eight days, so you better find one you like. We’ve rounded up our favorites and organized them into five handy dandy categories below.
Simple AF
These designs will match your home decor no matter how many times you change out the curtains.
Solid Wood Menorah ($118)
Ceramic Wavy Menorah ($130)
Copper Pipe Menorah ($80)
Cute AF
Cute obviously = animals. Here are the cutest animal menorahs out there.
Octopus Menorah ($35)
Menoppopotamus: Hippo Menorah ($85)
Jonathan Adler Elephant Menorah ($128)
Tacky AF
Sometimes tacky is just what the (Jewish) doctor ordered.
The Princess & The Castle Menorah ($44.95)
Emoji Menorah ($24.99)
Donuts Menorah ($29.99)
Cheap AF
Partake in the Festival of Lights for the low, low price of $15 or less.
Silver Plated Menorah ($10.99)
Wine Bottle Cork Menorah ($14.98)
Metal Menorah ($15)
Expensive AF
Included purely for window shopping purposes.
Hand Blown Glass Menorah ($2,900)
Michael Aram Palm Menorah ($850)
Judith Holding Head of Holofernes Vintage Menorah ($1,850)
Bonus: For the *most* lit Hanukkah experience, try the bong menorah:
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Happy Hanukkah, everyone!
