Paul Ryan recently discovered he is Jewish. 3% Jewish, to be exact. Which is dumb.
Jewish Twitter agrees.
1. Summer Camp Trolling
https://twitter.com/Yair_Rosenberg/status/1024827976003792896
2. Welcome to Brooklyn, Paul Ryan
https://twitter.com/Bez/status/1025089972599246854
3. It adds up…
3% Jewish 97%asshole https://t.co/Rg5PJAcVKa
— Arnold Layne 🍄☮️ (@Dsw1957Dennis) August 1, 2018
4. PLEASE, NO
So here for Paul Ryan finding out he’s 3% Jewish and all the Jews of Twitter rising as one to say UH UHH NO THANKS! pic.twitter.com/UJicPciAyh
— Jennifer Boeder (@jenniferboeder) August 1, 2018
5. Honestly, we see it
Paul Ryan finding out he has Jewish ancestry is worse than the inquisition https://t.co/CzvwNl5eWb
— abram (@abram_facts) August 1, 2018
6. Seinfeld references for the win
“Elaine, the guy's Jewish two days, he's already making Jewish jokes.” https://t.co/o4gBkJJclD
— Elad Nehorai (@EladNehorai) August 2, 2018
7. Same thing, right?
https://twitter.com/sgilthorpe/status/1024993722306650112
8. Please.
https://twitter.com/disableddybbuk/status/1025084576207654913
9. Todah rabah!!!
Yes please, more Jewish minstrelsy while normalizing Nazism in America, todah rabah my mensch!!!! https://t.co/i8Sm7licD3
— Eli Valley (@elivalley) August 1, 2018
10. A good reaction:
https://twitter.com/mordkhetzvi/status/1024684221405822976
11. LOL
https://twitter.com/mikeyfranklin/status/1024702436429230081
12. Haven’t we?!
https://twitter.com/ResistResource/status/1024874652835954688
13. Bonus points if it’s matzah ball soup
We from the Jewish delegation reject Paul Ryan and trade him for a tepid bowl of soup, no backsies
— Nora Barrows-Friedman (@norabf) August 1, 2018
14. It’s what he deserves.
https://twitter.com/littlebirdwords/status/1024742535900667904
15. But we really don’t want him.
https://twitter.com/ayeletw/status/1024470817005035520
16. Just imagine his reaction…
who gets to tell steve king https://t.co/GiEcVUbRa4
— Ashley Feinberg (ashleyfeinberg.bsky.social) (@ashleyfeinberg) August 1, 2018
17. Seriously.
We’re good thanks https://t.co/Mjh2xu5jpd
— andi zeisler (@andizeisler) August 1, 2018
18. L’chelltotheno is our new favorite phrase
https://twitter.com/mordkhetzvi/status/1024780987673325568
19. A curse upon his challah
https://twitter.com/AmesCG/status/1024746582640615425
20. But to end on a serious note:
Amazing how Paul Ryan can just declare himself Jewish with a DNA test, while Jewish people of color (both by heritage and by choice) have to fight tooth and nail for recognition in our communities every day
— Rebecca Pierce (@aptly_engineerd) August 2, 2018
Amen.
