These Gifts for the Pickle Lover In Your Life Are Kind of a Big Dill

From a half-sour mezuzah to a gherkin hair claw.

There are few things as wonderful as a really good pickle. They’re sour, crunchy and bubbly. They’re integral to any Jewish deli order or Ashkenazi Yom Kippur break fast spread. Pickles are perfect, we all need more of them in our lives and no, we will not be taking any other opinions at this time.

So whether you’re looking for the perfect gift for the pickle lover in your life, or if that’s you and you just want a little treat, we’ve got you. Below are 27 of the best gherkin-themed gifts on the market right now. Happy shopping!

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Full Sour Mezuzah (Susan Alexandra)

Let your neighbors know that your home is 1) a Jewish household and 2) a pickle appreciation zone.

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Pickle Hair Claw (Jenny Lemons)

All Jenny Lemons products are so cute, but this hair claw is especially kvell-worthy. It’s perfect whether you’re on a bagel run or having a cozy day in.

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Pickle Jar Painting (Etsy)

Now this is what we call art.

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Pickle Princess Crop (OJM)

The Jewish American Princess stereotype is out. Thanks to Old Jewish Men, the era of Jewish Pickle Princess is dawning.

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Make-Your-Own Pickle Bouquet (Grillo's)

Florals for Valentine’s Day? Groundbreaking. Instead, make your Valentine’s Day sweet AND sour with a DIY pickle bouquet kit. It’s a craft and a snack!

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Hot Girls Love Brine Tote (Etsy)

Truer words have never been spoken.

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Pickle Engraved Water Tumbler (Etsy)

We’re not sure if Stanley Cup-like water vessels are still a big craze, but being hydrated never goes out of style.

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Pickle Enthusiast Vintage Tee (Etsy)

Get these for you and your entire pickle enthusiast crew.

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Pickle Lover Candle (Etsy)

What does this smell like? We're not really sure. But it seems like an adventure!

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Pickle Flavored Lip Balm (Heinz)

Categorize this under lip products we never knew we needed.

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Pickle Hat (Kohl's)

Future Purim costume? Check!

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Pickle Girl Brooch (Etsy)

Put it on your jean jacket or your backpack to let the world know you’re just a pickle girl in a pickle world.   

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VeggieTales' "Esther, The Girl Who Became Queen"

VeggieTales + the Purim story = the only Jewish text told where a supporting character is a cucumber. For that alone it’s worth the watch.

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Pickle Make-up Bag (Amazon)

Beauty fades but pickles are forever.

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Little Pickle Baby Onesie (Kveller)

Do you support this onesie? Well actually, if you buy this, you'll be supporting Kveller, a non-profit Jewish parenting and pop culture site.

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Pickle Wine Bottle Stopper (Friends NYC)

Sure this pickle wine stopper is a gag gift, but it’s also perfect for a wine, cheese and pickle night.

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Dill Pickles (Sweet Pickle Books)

No joke, these are the best pickles Hey Alma associate editor Evelyn Frick has had in New York City.

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Pickle Slut Baseball Hat (Etsy)

There’s nothing wrong with getting a little slutty for a delicious pickled snack, so let the world know you’re not ashamed.

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I Pickle New York (The Pickle Guys)

This is a shirt that Sam the Pickle Man from "Crossing Delancey" would surely approve of.

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2 Pack Pickle Grabber Tool (Amazon)

Sometimes practical items make the best gifts.

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Pickle Mug (Amazon)

Don’t talk to us until we've had our brined vegetables.

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Pickle Throw Pillow (Amazon)

Take your love of pickles to the next level by cuddling up to this pickle-y throw pillow. Weirdly enough, it also seems like the perfect shape for a pregnant person with serious pickle cravings.

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LED Pickle Sign (Amazon)

This is a sign to get a pickle neon sign.

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Pickle Suncatcher (Etsy)

What better way is there to wake up in the morning than by the warm, green light of a pickle suncatcher on your window?

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Pickle Socks (ModernTribe)

If you’re looking for Hanukkah gifts for next year, look no further.

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Kosher Pickle Pipe (make good choices)

If you’re reaching for the pickle jar when you have the munchies, this pipe is for you.

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Evelyn Frick

Evelyn Frick (she/they) is a writer and associate editor at Hey Alma. She graduated from Vassar College in 2019 with a Bachelor of Arts in English Literature. In her spare time, she's a comedian and contributor for Reductress and The Onion.

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