What Does Your Menorah Say About You?

Is it giving Burning Man regular or pottery enthusiast with too much time on your hands?

I have a flexible schedule and take a pottery class twice a week.

I just remembered it was Hanukkah an hour ago.

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My mother insisted I needed to put some Judaica on my wedding registry.

My partner is a minimalist and doesn’t believe in holiday fun.

We’re just figuring this whole Chrismukkah thing out.

I’m more of a High Holidays kind of person.

I’m part of an exclusive camp at Burning Man and dabble in psychedelics.

I have two toddlers in Jewish day care

Nicole Garelick

Nicole Garelick (she/her) works in tech and writes humorous Substack newsletter called The Performance Plan. She currently lives in Chicago with her husband and two young kids.

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