Important news recently made the rounds: Steve Madden is relaunching its classic “slinky” platform sandal. If you existed in the ’90s or early aughts, you probably owned these puppies. If you didn’t, everybody you knew did and you were just really ahead of bucking the trends.
It’s a time to rejoice, yes, and also a time to celebrate all the wonderful shoes that came out of this ever-fashionable era. From hippie sandals to platform sneakers and beyond, join us, won’t you?
1. Steve Madden White Platform Sneaker
Yes, you will definitely sprain your ankle, but it’s OK they’re SO KEWT.
2. Jellies!!!
Luckily these bad boys have made a comeback too, so you can remember what it’s like to have super cute, super sweaty feet.
3. Doc Marten Sandals
Chunky, buckle-y, and perfect for every outfit. Just perfect.
4. Adidas sandals
If you showed up to summer camp without these than I don’t know what you were thinking.
5. Shoox
A little birdie from Jersey told me that you couldn’t make it out of junior high alive without these chunkers. I can see why.
6. Sketchers
SKETCHERS! Sketchers. Yes to all the Sketchers.
7. Anything from dELiA*s
Do you think their 1-800 phone number still works?
8. Rocket Dog Platform Flip Flops
For that casual four-inches-taller-than-you-are look.
9. Birkenstocks
Turn up the Dave Matthews Band and rock out with your ‘stocks out.
10. Heelys
I mean they’re sneakers with wheels. Not really sure what else you’d ask for in a shoe.
11. Etnies
Anyone who went through a pop punk phase knows what’s up.
12. Volatiles
Some stupid boys may have made fun of you by saying the V stood for virgin but WHATEVER THESE ARE GREAT.
OK what did I miss? And can we all just start wearing these again, pretty please?
